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An Irreverent Look at Parenting from a Dad Who Truly Loves His Kids...Even When They Are Driving Him Nuts
Robert Wilder

The call came in from Anita West, my old friend who thought up the name ''Chinaberry'' for this catalog 25 years ago and who created the ''Tips for Reading to Young Children.'' She's my idol when it comes to kids and everything about them. She loves them and they love her. She's like the Pied Piper of kids. But I digress. She called to tell me I had to read this book. She said it was hilarious and I needed to get my hands on my own copy.

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Folks, Robert Wilder is a funny, funny man. Nothing is too sacred for him to write about -- from the baby monitor that gets a signal from the passionate and raunchy next-door neighbors to exploding diapers to school fundraisers. Any parent will relate to some of his accounts. (Well, more than just parents. I had several non-parents reading excerpts aloud and they were rolling in the aisles, so to speak.) And anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or Dave Barry will have a new hero.

It's laugh-out-loud funny and even poignant at times -- a book you will be sorry to see end. And truly, you can tell he really does love his kids -- even when they are driving him nuts.

(Ages: Adult)

#11593 - PAPERBACK BOOK - 273 PGS
Our price $13.00

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